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I MAKE NO WARRANTIES THAT THIS PAGE CAN FULL FILL YOUR LIFE, HELP YOU MAKE FRIENDS, OR MAKE TOAST AND EGGS FOR YOUR BREAKFAST. IF AS A RESULT OF VIEWING THIS PAGE YOUR COMPUTER STARTS SMOKING, EMITS A FOOL ODOR, OOZES GREEN SLIME. THE RIPS IT'S SELF FROM YOUR DESK AND RUNS SCREAMING INTO THE NITE, TO INFEST THE WORLD WITH BROKEN LIGHT BULBS. OR JUST BREAKS INTO A THOUSAND PIECES. YOU OWN THE PIECES. BECAUSE I DIDN'T MAKE YOU COME HERE! YOU CAME WILLINGLY! WITHOUT MY INTERVENTION!
SO IF YOUR LIFE STILL SUCKS AFTER COMING HERE IT'S NOT MY FAULT IT'S
YOURS!
SO DRY UP AND DIE!
Okay, So your STILL here. Why might I ask are you here? Looking for spiritual advice?
Looking for someone to follow around and dress like? Well you've come to the WRONG place! I don't have crap like that here, so DIE you sniveling weasel!
What I do have, (at least in the future) is stuff I think is interesting.
Such as, but not limited to:

  • My Computer Links!ANY topic
  • ¡ANIME!Cartoons "Tenchi Muyo", and "The Slayers"!
  • My Music Links!
  • Maybe just maybe a spiritual link for those who are searching
  • Computer Help¿ Not much but will grow!

    • In future if I can find what I need, a section dedicated     Nikola Telsa! The father of modern technology, he invented the first AND gate. Without which computers would still only be in SCI-FI books. He also gave us Alternating Current! and did really cool stuff with his Magnifying transmitter. Magnifying transmitter can send a signal though the ground with less lose than a aerial based transmitter! Why didn't it catch on? Well in a way it did, the Gov. uses the  design of the Magnifying transmitter  for it's on Navy's ELF and the U.S. Air Force Ground wave energy network (GWEN), mainly because the design isn't effected by a nuclear blast. He also made the first remote controlled boat and sailed it 25 miles up Hudson River. Before an audience at Madison Square Gardens showing how the grounded radio works perfectly well through water.
    ¡ANIME!
    Anime for those who don't know is Japanes animation. It's not as poorly drawn as the stuff they but on saturday mornings here in the US. But with wonderful art and plenty of action, these cartoons aren't for kid's. Usually these have more adult story lines, and deep well developed charactors that really kids shouldn't see.
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